{"product_id":"bedtime-stories-for-privileged-children","title":"Bedtime Stories For Privileged Children","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books - THE TIMESA terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person -JOE LYCETTDaniels writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how Im bringing my children up - JOSH WIDDICOMBEFinally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch! -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday! But what is duty free? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether youre wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.***Contains adult language\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crosswordbooks.uae","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137408569419,"sku":"BK0004794","price":88.0,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/4877\/3707\/files\/81qtDsny5rL._SL1500.jpg?v=1770791002","url":"https:\/\/crosswordbooks.ae\/products\/bedtime-stories-for-privileged-children","provider":"Crossword Dubai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}